General Chat

Goodnight Linda - sleep tight:-)

Berona I had a vision too and it had me in stitches. I did I ever get through my day without you lot:-))))

I must be off and start my day. Enjoy your day Aussies and pleasant dreams to our dear Pommie friends.

Alison we will be beside you when you have your appointment. Good luck, my love.

Sue xx

Berona I have copied and pasted it in case we need it later:-)

'Bye Sue...have a great day.

regards

Allan

Berona, the young lady and myself are as ships that pass in the night: just time for one fleeting, breathless "good morning" and off she goes disappearing into the Stygian darkness like a wraith back to the never world

Allan

Berona,
I think you have a sadistic streak, shame on you.


Bye Sue, Have a good day whatever you do.

Allan, This young lady?

Tec

Evidence! 'Bye Sue. Enjoy your day.

I must away too. I promised myself that I will turn my mattress around (sideways, not over) and I forget about it every time someone is here to help me, so I'm going to have a go at it myself. Wish me luck!

Alison. We're with you all the way. Don't lose heart if the result is not as good as you hope for. Just be your usual self. Thinking of you.

Bye Berona, Mind how you go with the mattress, if we don't hear from you later, we'll know where you are - underneath it - take your mobile with you just in case - summon help!

Tec

Don't give us that one about ships that pass in the night - ships can collide with each other too!

Now we know why Mrs.A doesn't go with you. We thought she was sensible and stayed in bed - but now we know it's because you won't take her! You rascal, you!

'Bye Berona, take care with that mattress: we might bi in the season of Spring but We would hate to hear of you being in an inner spring.

I hope that your day goes well

Regards

Allan

Good idea Tec, I'll take my mobile with me.

'bye all. Have a good day - or sleep well.

Berona, I think that her anti collision radar is working just fine: she always seems to be running in the opposite direction to me!

regards

Allan

I think you've revealed too much info here Allan, you know what they're like, one chance remark, one slip of the typing finger - and pounce- gotcha!

Ships in the night obviously doesn't wash - should have stuck with the wheelies lol

Tec

Tec, it's psychological!

You have to let the ladies believe that they have one over on you, something they can threaten you with or use against you.

The wheelie bins and young lady are just figments of my fevered imagination...well not quite!

Allan

I should have added

My OH knows me to well...

I keep threatening to leave her for a big busty blonde

When she has recovered from a long bout of hysterical laughter she asks me to introduce her this "other" woman so that they can have a good chat about my various shortcomings

It really fills a man with confidence!!

Allan

That's good thinking Allan, I don't think they've got anything on me yet - I may have to fix that......wracking brains........

Your imagination is fevered........
Mine is insane...........

How did we ever survive? or do you think that such conditions are valuable assets......maybe throws the others off balance?

Tec

Tec, I think that you may have said this on an earlier post, but I prefer to think of us as the only two sane people afloat in a sea of insanity..

Lets see what Sue, Berona et al do with that statement when they return to the Thread

Allan

Good Morning/Evening All,

Thanks for the good wishes - I had a bit of a restless night. Now, I just have to wait - I hate this part!

Good luck with your mattress, Berona!

The posts about Allan's walking habits have *bin* interesting! (that was a truly awful pun, wasn't it?) *gags at own joke*

Cheerio Peoples.
Have a good one.

I know what you mean - you said recently that you have never taken yourself seriously, well we have much in common in that respect, I have never taken myself seriously either - but neither does my OH take me seriously. Why whenever I've tried to be stern and masterful, does she start laughing. It is most disconcerting.
Whenever she's being stern and masterful, I just run away, taking my dog with me.
There's something wrong I think.

There you go Linda, Berona, Sue, have a field day with that.

Tec

Allan and Tec sane??? What springs to my mind when I think of you two is Looney and Tunes!! I, however, am the epitomy of sanity - truly - I am. Just ask my invisible friend.

Alison

A masterly pun. I'm sure that you have many more: you can depunned on it!

All our thoughts will be with you.

Regards

Allan

Good Morning Alison,

Yes I can imagine the waiting part is difficult, but you know we are all with you today in spirit and thought. Good Luck.

Allans nocturnal exploits are interesting, he leads an exciting life.

Take care today,
Tec