General Chat

You could be right Jax

This morning i had 2 so i asked them what they wanted...they never answered so i went to one of their farms....& it put mine to shame, it was lovely lolol

Julie I find that a bit odd too! Im not sure if they think you have gone to hire someone and cos they are on your farm you will hire them too.

I hate it when you go to market them come home & you have untold people at your gates

I was lucky this morning none of me neighbours were about so went on to get my pumpkins harvested hired the first person to say hello back to me which I normally do, no sooner he was on my farm he hired me and had a huge farm wall to wall with onions no buildings, trees nothing just onions so made a mint lol

I lurve that ignore button lol

There are some funny people on there but the beggers do my head in so I click on the ignore button lol

Ah but Tom doesn't say anything LOL

There was a thief in there this morning! He openly admitted to stealing. He said, 'dont' hire me, I'm just here nicking the veg' PMSL

lol I have a farmtown stalker too called Nathan and he aint even my hubby Nath lol

Pmsl Teresa
everytime I go to the market I see Tom lol
:-)

Any of you lot on here ever heard of "Macdonald?" he was a farmer,perhaps hes one of you.**M**.pmsl.

Farmtown weekly review.

It was suggested that a weekly review should be done of Farm Town, and as Eldrick is hardly likely to wander in there with his metal detector, I thought I’d give it a go.

First of all, during a week of frenzied crop growing, most of us seem to have a farm town buddy list bigger than our face book friends list. This is partly due to the need to exchange crops, and partly due to the annoying problem of being booted off a farm in the middle of harvesting a whole field of pumpkins to yourself. Adding the farmer to your buddy list means you can quickly get back to the relevant farm and getting re-hired. This is when you have finished screaming at partners and kids about it!

Then there is the problem of hitting the home button. For me this only happens on a field full of said pumpkins, never grapes or any of the cheaper crops. It has been decided in the market place that the home button needs to be moved, rather than us farmers being more careful while harvesting. Yes, let’s change the design of the site rather than concentrate properly eh?LOL

Ah! the market place. My goodness, you’ll never see so many beggars congregated in one place. Quite rude some of them are too! I’ve often asked what is a ‘joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob’ and totally ignore the ‘work plz’ or the repeated ‘hireeeee meeeeeee’ But there are a few chatty friendly people in there from time to time. There are also those who ask to be on your buddy list before you’ve even said hello! Who are these people? What planet are they on?

Then there are the ones who moonwalk on the barrels *glares at Hayley * and those who plead poverty, or to be saved from the ironing, or who have aging husbands in need of viagra, five kids to feed, cows with udder rot, and one who said, ‘don’t’ bother hiring me, just kill me’. Some very inventive people out there!

I have a stalker, he’s there in every market place I go in! I’ve told him so too. An Australian farmer called sheep sh*****r!

Then eventually you get hired. It might be that you are one of ten people to harvest just 5 patches of potatoes. Gee thanks! Or you might get lucky and have an entire farm of said pumpkins all to yourself, of which you will only get three of them before accidentally hitting the home button. And that’s on a good day!

Or…worst crime of all, and one which seems to be repeatedly committed, is to be hired to a farm with nothing on it! What’s that about?

No…wait! There is a worse crime. One that should be punished by permanently being stuck on an empty farm in the muck heap. The trees. (cue music). Yes it is a huge sin to just harvest someone’s trees without asking. It causes the biggest upsets in the market place, with many farmers returning disgruntled and angry that their precious fruit has been taken. FGS you get money for it, but no, that’s not the point.

On the other hand, some come in with ONLY trees to harvest. I had one the other day who had about 20,000 trees (ok about 1000) in close-as-possible-rows 5 deep. Boy was that fun to do….NOT!

More soon…..

Do you want them hon?

I was just washing me feet in your pond and noticed your sunflowers where done Muffy

No you're not lol

You eyeballed me when I showed your doggies how to jump around on your display benches LOLOLOL xx

Mencing me ... I am hurt

PMSL that was fun........the mini meet at my twins farm lololol

Tried to eyeball Joy and Jessie like you do to me Hayley but I wasn't menacing enough lololol xx

Joanne the person you hired probably got to your farm quicker than you and they were followers from the market - but had left before you got there - maybe?

Ive just got back from a mini meet lol
xx

I have had sercet camaras hidden in the scarecrows but dont tell Muffy and Jo coz they will want them and you have to be on level 26 to buy them..thank s Joy


** runs off to count cabbages >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Just going but still confused, I thought Muffy would be a neighbour.