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This thread is getting bigger than all of us!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon one and all, I had one of the best nights sleep in a long while last night! Went to bed very late last night, I was doing a liitle bit of my art work that I enjoy...anyway it was about 1.30 this morning when I finally went up. Hubby was snorring away on the sofa, also doing that irritating thing with his mouth where his lips vibrate!! Anyway it seemed a shame to wake him as he looked so comfortable...he came up about 6am! Hense the good nights kip! How I missed the snorring, farting and grinding of his teeth beside me.

MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (too cross to talk about mine)!

Thanks for the tips on the little signs - sadly, I dont have a number pad on the side as I use a laptop :(((( so it does not work.

Never mind.

I see I am last one on her - dirty stop up I am!

Tina xx

Mine is a chef,well he teaches it now,but he is a godawful cook!

My step-sister(for want of a better word,they weren't married) is married to a GP.As a practicing hypochondriac she often rings me for a advice.I tell her to talk to a good doctor but she says she doesn't know one!

I'm a grumpy old woman tonight !!!! Hope OH wakes up in a better frame of mind tomorrow .I have a grand lunch planned .If he is a miserable so and so I'll make sure his lunch is .....!!!!!.( I won't really) He will probably be as bright a a button in the morning and wonder why I am not talkative!!!!!!!.he will have forgotten what a **** he was tonight.
Right I have had my hormonal rant,so I will very calmly say good night everyone,and will be back tomorrow after my big hot flush when I wake up LOLx

Thanks Pam.

Ann well done, here are some more symbols, do the same as before but
for ☻ press2
for ♥ press 3
for ♦ press 4
for ♣ press 5
for ♠ press 6
foir ♪ press 1 &3
for ♫ press 1 &4
and for my favourite ☼ press 1 & 5

It livens up the old posts!

Thanks Pam and AB ☺

Ooh it worked!!

Helen ,

Thats good now I know...LOL

Yes mine did my head in tonight.......wouldn't sit with the eldest grandson in case he switched over on naughty channels .

He was to engrossed in his lappy.
Now I have sent him on his way so I can have the Lappy..!!

I'm off men tonight !!!!!!!.Don't they do your head in sometimes???

Yes I guess so, but still very handy to have him around. My husband is an engineer, so he's very useful. He's an exellent engineer too. Gawd I make the poor old fella sound like a dog. we've been married 34 years in October, we were both 20 and 21 respectivley when we married. Don't know why we married so young really, as our first child wasn't born until 1980.

Hi Marilyn ,yes it is me lol

Hi Helen,

Is that the Wembury Helen ?
If it is ....HELLO....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Saw the doctor bit, so guessed it was you LOL


Marilyn x

Hi Ann, what you do is...where the space bar is, next to it to the left is a key marked 'Alt' press that and at the same time press '1' on your numbers pad to the right of the main keyboard. Give it a go and if you have the same keypad as me I can give you loads of little symbols! ☺ ☻ ♥ ☼ ♦ ♣ See I'm showing off now!

Pam ,yes OH is a GP.No not lucky.If I ask for advice ,he says go see your own GP lol.I am with another practice.Salary is good yes ,but no pay increase for the last 4 years!!!! we pay for son at Uni and half daughters mortgage that her ex doesn't pay!!!!!!!!!!.It is a bit like being married to a builder ,or plumber,or whatever ,we are last on the list lol................It is just my age.........I do love him though even if he drives me bloody nuts .28 years in May so there must be something!!

Pam, how did you get a smiley on your post?

Evening folks, Helen am I correct in thinking that you are married to a GP? You are so lucky, you got access to all that advise about the menopause and other such things...plus you don't have to book your appointment through the steely faced old bag of a receptionist like the one who works at my GP'S surgery! And what a salary! You've got it made. ☺

I'm number 100 on the thread!!!!!!!!!!.Victor has gone to bed thank god!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men always check their bits and bobs lol. I don't think we check our nether regions do we ?????.We may have a little shuffle to make sure pants are in the right place ,but we don't grab anything .

Have you ever sat in a restaurant situated near the loos, or on an aircraft and watched as men come out of the loo? have you noticed how they nearly all put their hand down and look down to check if they have done their flies up? It seems to be automatic.