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Tuesday's Giggle

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McB

McB Report 31 Mar 2009 19:35


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my
word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you
will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?

'The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'....