I'D LOVE TO BE 8 AGAIN.

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Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	27 Mar 2009 15:58
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide The Wall of Fear The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favoutite lolly and M&Ms! What a fabulous adventure!. Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed on the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?. Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation........ 'I meant my dress size, you *****y idiot !!!!!!!! The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.....