General Chat

when life hands you lemons ask for tequila and salt!

They who drink beer will think beer.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

An alcoholic is anyone you don’t like who drinks more than you do.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I drink therefore I am.

Alcohol is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

I can’t die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.

Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.

your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Alcohol is man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy

I drink to make other people interesting

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day