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George_of_Westbury

George_of_Westbury Report 29 Jul 2008 22:41

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.



BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.



CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people..



CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.



DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.



EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation..



HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.



INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.



MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.



RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.



SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.



SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.



TOOTHACHE:


The pain that drives you to extraction.




TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.



YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.



and MY Personal Favourite!!


WRINKLES:
Something other people have,

similar to my character lines.





Researching:
My avatar is that of my Dad and shipmates, taken onboard HMS Blanche in 1938, place unknown From left to right, my Dad,Sidney Mellor and Sidney Bateman.