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Subj: WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend



and I had been dating for over a year, and so we



decided to get married. There was only one



little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful



younger sister.







My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very



tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She



would regularly bend down when she was near



me, and I always got more than a nice view.. It had to



be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was



near anyone else.







One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to



come over to check the wedding invitations. She was



alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she



had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't



overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once



before I got married and committed my life to her sister.





Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.





She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if



you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'





I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go



up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned



and made a beeline straight to the front door. I



opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.



Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing



outside, all clapping!







With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and



said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our



little test. We couldn't ask for a better



man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'







And the moral of this story is:



Always keep your condoms in your car.