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Last joke before i depart for a while

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Robert

Robert Report 22 May 2008 21:41

A young GP starts his career in a small country practise.
One of his patients was a woman in her then early 30's who called in regularly wiith various ailments he treated her ailments with all the quiet bedside manner expected of him.
As the years rolled by the woman called every day "have you got anything for Asthma, Boils, cystitis, dandruff, earwax, flu, gout, herpies, indigestion the whole gamut of complaints.
Finally the woman then in her seventies died and such was the doctors joy that he died of a massive heart attack.
The two were buried withen days of each other. As he was resting in eternal piece the doctor heard a tapping on his coffin "Dr have you got anything for worms" us