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Blue Moon Report 10 May 2008 18:30

Just found theese on Dribbleglass.com .....some very cleaver anagrams.

Dormitory ..........................Dirty room

Sports bra .........,..............Traps orbs

Cosmetic surgery............. "Yes, I correct mugs."

The IRS ............................Theirs!

Public relations .................Crap, built on lies

Howard Stern ....................Shorter wand

Presbyterian .....................Best in prayer

Astronomer .......................Moon starer

Snooze alarms ..................Alas, no more Zs

Dementia .........................."Detain me."

Flatulence .........................Clean flute

Eskimos ...........................Some ski

Clothespins .......................So, let's pinch

Mother-in-law .....................Woman Hitler

Eleven plus two ..................Twelve plus one

Evangelist ..........................Evil's agent

Desperation ........................A rope ends it

The Morse Code ..................Here come dots

Slot machines ....................Cash lost in 'em

David Letterman .................."I demand TV later."

Deep Throat .........................Red-hot tape

Remember the Alamo ...........A memorable term, eh?

Internet chat rooms ..............The moron interacts

Board meeting ...................."I get bored, man."

Debit card ...........................Bad credit

Clint Eastwood ....................Old west action

Tension headache ................Death's inane echo

The eyes ............................They see

Election results ..................."Lies! Let's recount!"

Playmate of the Year ............"Ahoy, a pretty female!"