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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A LAUGH
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jumarcat | Report | 6 Jul 2006 23:15 |
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as promised gave it to our local lady vicar and she thought it was hysterical. she is going to show it around to quite a few folk. She did tell me off for giving it to her before she had managed to write Sundays sermon as she will have it popping into her head all afternoon. LOL. Maybe I should go to church on Sunday!! |
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Unknown | Report | 6 Jul 2006 09:00 |
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I was right ! Got this from your friend on an e.mail this morning xxxxx Elaine ;-)) |
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Michael | Report | 5 Jul 2006 23:50 |
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Peter Ustinov summed it up quite well in The Old Man and Mr Smith (the most hilarious book I've ever read, incidentally): look at a hippopotamus. Whoever designed one of those has got to have a sense of humour. |
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Elizabeth | Report | 5 Jul 2006 23:33 |
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As a lifelong Catholic who, until retiring, was employed by the Baptists, all I can say is that if God doesn't have a sense of humuor, I don't want to know Him. |
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Michael | Report | 5 Jul 2006 23:32 |
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Paul, a search of GR reveals ten occurrences of Jesus Christ in members' trees. Maybe some people who read the Da Vinci Code get just a little bit carried away... |
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* Loopy Lesley | Report | 5 Jul 2006 23:18 |
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Very good lmao Lesley :~) |
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Jennie | Report | 5 Jul 2006 21:24 |
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Hee hee I like that one. It has cheered me up loads. Thankyou. Jen |
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Aimee | Report | 5 Jul 2006 21:14 |
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That was really funny !!! And very true. Thank you. |
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Ted | Report | 5 Jul 2006 20:54 |
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hi all, glad you all liked it, it wasnt anything offensive to anyone at least I didnt think so. ive got far worse ones than that, NONE of which im going to post TED.. |
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Charlie chuckles | Report | 5 Jul 2006 19:59 |
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Hee Hee ted, I like it!!! |
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♥Betty Boo from Dundee♥ | Report | 5 Jul 2006 19:52 |
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Well Ted, What can I say I am do believe in God and Jesus, Joseph and Mary but I was very offended by your remarks because I was sure Jesus was Scottish!!! Betty |
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Jo Jo | Report | 5 Jul 2006 19:43 |
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Just like Cornish Maid, thought it was awful But have also sent it to all my friends. JoJo |
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Paul Barton, Special Agent | Report | 5 Jul 2006 19:21 |
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I think I'm right in saying that Mary and Joseph were in Bethlehem for the census. In which case, does any member of GenesReunited have them on their tree? |
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Unknown | Report | 5 Jul 2006 19:18 |
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Cheers Ted ! Why do I have a feeling that your friend will be forwarding it on to me soon !!!! Elaine ;-) |
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jumarcat | Report | 5 Jul 2006 19:14 |
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our local lady vicar will love this. I gave her the womas prayer someone put on here a while back and she loved it. |
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Cornish | Report | 5 Jul 2006 18:52 |
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Sorry Ted, I thought that was awful!! So awful in fact that I sent it to all me mates. :)) (Didnt take long :/) Hope you dont mind. Thanks for the laugh, Bex |
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Unknown | Report | 5 Jul 2006 18:48 |
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Nice one Ted, gave me a right chuckle, |
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Merry | Report | 5 Jul 2006 18:45 |
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I'm sure you'll understand, Ted, when I say I had to psyche myself up to click the button to read your thread!! Then when I did so, and read through half squinty eyes, wondering what I would see (and laughed!!) my computer then crashed! LOL - Do you think it's some kind of warning???? Merry |
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Dea | Report | 5 Jul 2006 18:41 |
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TED !!!!!!!!!!! That is blasphemous (spelling??) - sacreligious, awful, in bad taste, AND I am sure you will get many complaints. !! However, for one of your efforts - I thought it was quite good !! - I even sort of understood the 'joke' Dea x P.S/ I might have known it was you - Have copied it for later. xx |
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Ted | Report | 5 Jul 2006 18:26 |
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Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone 'brother.' 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was one at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yahoo |
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